zombolouge:

bisexualflyboy:

yaskweenly:

The Mirror of Erised

okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??

“Chicken breast with hair” A++++

Dobby and Hermione

Dobby: What is your most loved article of clothing?

My giant knitted sweater that I sleep in every night, since my apartment is currently colder than Arendelle in summer.

Hermione Granger: A subject you know a lot about.

Fantasy novels. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Mortal Instruments, twilight

Also sometimes I get really invested in random historical tradiges. Like at one point or another you could’ve ask me any question regarding the Titanic, Auschwitz or the death of the Russian Tsar family and I would’ve been able to answer them all.