BEFORE AND AFTER!

asktheboywholived:

(( OOC: It’s time for another round of BEFORE AND AFTER, where we take the first time I cosplayed a character and compare it to one of my latest! Join me as I cringe through my past mistakes! 

BEFORE: 

Hey there Harry Potter, has anyone ever told you, you have your mother’s- 

image

Uh… sparkling personality? *squints* Did someone smear lipstick all over your forehead?

AFTER: 

Harry… you have your mother’s eyes. Give them back.

image

BEFORE: 

Ginny Weasley… Wow… So bright.

Liner so sharp it could kill a man… and then rob a bank… and then pass standardized testing with flying colors. 

AFTER: 

Could you look any gayer? 

Keep reading

asktheboywholived:

(( OOC: So yesterday was me and Meg’s anniversary, and I know many of you have been asking for bloopers from the 3 months Meg was living with me, and I finally managed to get around to it… so here ya go! 

Disclaimer: You will witness excessive amounts of Bisexual PDA and listen to a copious amount of whining. You have been warned. ))

@lizziebennetnotinjapan

askwhathasthiscometo:

pynki:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

septemberpoems:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

penfairy:

besiderunningwaters:

septemberpoems:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

penfairy:

I JUST LEARNED ABOUT DANISH NUMBERS ALL OTHER LANGUAGE CRIMES ARE FORGIVEN WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT THE TRUE EVIL

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

sincerely, the swedes 

please explain

The Swedes and the Danes are like the French and the English – been at war for hundreds of years, but are now enjoying a peace built on a solid foundation of mutual shade. After becoming acquainted with the Danish numerical system I find myself sympathising with the Swedes.

@imoldbutimstillintothat​ tells me “they call 90 “halvfems” aka half fives and by that they mean 4*20 + 0.5*20. And same goes for 70 which they call halvfjerds. (3*20+0.5*20)”

I’ve read that sentence 3 times and I still don’t understand it

Haha sorry. They, like the French count by scores (quatre-vingt being 80) I think. So halvfems (half fives) (aka 90) are four score plus one half score of the fifth one or so I have been told. But 100 is hundrede in Danish so they’re not even making consistently no sense.

and this is all without getting into how utterly ridiculous their language is. this is just basic numbers.

My eyes literally glazed over when I saw the math.

NOPE.

You use numbers for math not math for numbers.

@dorathemetamorphmagus I’m so offended by our own numbers. But even more offended by that B99 episode.

Also: 70 (halvfjerds) is actually a short version of the original name for the number which is “halvfiresnes” (half four snes (a snes is an amount of 20). So you have your amount of 4 20s and then a half = 70. Makes perfect sense guys….

I hate your stupid system like Denmark please go home YOU’RE FREAKING DRUNK

raptoradapter:

captofthesswolfstar:

llaeyro:

llaeyro:

jencala:

filledelogique:

the-love-of-reblog:

novacorps:

pissedandpunk:

thickthighsnbigdreams:

angelic-agent-beyonce:

honeyedukes:

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

I am HERE for this.

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

Hanging out with Crookshanks in PoA:

Sirius when Remus agrees to go on a date with him:

Sirius in the club like:

Sirius every time Rowling insists he’s straight:

Sirius returning from the Veil when everyone thinks he’s dead

Sirius when he sees what Kreacher’s done with 12 Grimmauld Place