Marlene: *stumbles through door* “Hi, hey, sorry, Professor, uh, here’s my essay….” *hands partly crumpled parchment*

askwhathasthiscometo:

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dorathemetamorphmagus:

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McGonagall: This is the third assignment you have handed in late this very month.

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McGonagall: There is only so many times the “my-dog-ate-my-homework-excuse” will work. Especially in a castle void of dogs.

Marlene: Sure thing, Prof. McGoo. – if only you knew

I’ve heard Dumbledore allowed a werewolf into the school. Aren’t you worried for the safety of your students? Those beasts are usually uncontrable, they should be put in cages where they belong instead of living with good witches and wizards!

dorathemetamorphmagus:

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McGonagall: Frankly, I do not care to know. They are completely ludicrous. Professor Dumbledore’s decision making is also none of your concern.

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McGonagall: I think a week’s worth of detention with Professor Kettleburn would benefit you greatly.

stagdoewolfdog:

Y’all up here acting like Snape spent his entire life in Danger because of his spywork? No. He joined the Death Eaters willingly after Hogwarts and only worked as a Spy for about 9 months (probably shorter) during the 1st war and then 3 years during the 2nd war. He had a nice, comfortable life inbetween under Dumbledore’s protection at Hogwarts. He was the only one to blame for any discomfort and unhappiness he experienced in those almost 14 years of safety. He was bitter and decided take it out on the rest of the world.

You know who did brave a horrible life full of loneliness, poverty, negligence and cruelty at the hands of those who wrongly feared and marginalized him? Remus Lupin. Who by the way also worked as a Spy for Dumbledore by living among werewolves (including the man who bit him) who supported Voldemort. Note, he LIVED among these werewolves. Always in danger of being torn apart and murdered on the spot, whereas most of Snape’s spylife involved him sulking around Hogwarts tormenting kids… Safe. And Remus lost EVERYTHING…but he smiled. Always smiled. Always put others first and never took anything for granted. It took tremendous amounts of bravery for Remus to just go about everyday life.

But no Snape’s the bravest of them all. I’m not bitter.

ghostspaceships:

ihaveslowinternet:

alesha:

legere-librum:

I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit.

I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because honestly the movies don’t cover all the horrible stuff he does. But those who have read the books and still stick up for him baffle me.

I mean, you don’t see anyone sticking up for the Dursley’s or Umbridge, when they do the same stuff to Harry as Snape. How is Snape any different?

@elletry food for thought?

@ghostspaceships

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