mcgregorswench:

delirieuse:

fieldbears:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

jewishprongs:

lucius1011:

jewishprongs:

katherinebarlow:

katherinebarlow:

I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.

I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.

I don’t think you understand how much I want to be magical just so I could work for this office

“Oh yes, ma’am, you were hallucinating. Giants don’t exist.”

“No, no, you simply saw a man riding a horse, don’t be preposterous. A man can’t be a horse.”

“Come now, be reasonable. Everybody knows a Ford Anglia can’t… can’t fly…… Excuse me, I need to call a colleague of mine to ask him about, ah, something entirely unrelated.”

Addition: imagine being the cousin of a muggle-born wizard or witch who works for this office. You work at HuffPo or CNN and every so often you get a text saying “just say it was northern lights”

and your stress migraine kicks in, because whatever just happened, it’s definitely not going to pass for northern lights

I WANT THIS AS A FIVE-SEASON NETFLIX SERIES

obtrta:

neuxue:

Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability. 

But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:

Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth

  • would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
  • was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
  • occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
  • does all his own stunts
  • lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
  • you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away. 

They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn

Can I just add a few things?

  • Would randomly give chocolates to the hobbits
  • According to John Rhys-Davis (aka Gimli), whenever you have a large cast, one or two actors will naturally become the leaders. Guess who ended up in that role.
  • Single-handedly convinced cast and crew to camp out to shoot a scene in the sunrise
  • Once hit a wild rabbit with his car by accident. Promptly stopped his car and went to see if the rabbit was dead, needed a vet or if the only merciful thing to do was to finish killing him. The rabbit was dead. Viggo realized he was hungry. So he took the rabbit, made a fire by the roadside and ate it.
  • According to cast and crew, sometimes you’d just see him disappear in the middle of the night and suddenly he’d come back with fish he’d caught
  • Had his sword with him at all times. Slept with once.
  • The best horse rider of the cast, hands down. Rides better than lots of pros, according to a horse trainer. Couldn’t bear to part with his horse at the end of the shooting, so he bough him. The next movie of his also involved horses, and he bought his horse in that one, too.
  • Knows how to survive in the wild. I’m not kidding.
  • Hand-stitched a few things in his costume for an authentic “I live away from civilization” Ranger feel. Also told the weapons department to make him a small bow because “Aragorn lives in the wild, he needs a hunting bow, or he’ll starve to death” – literally nobody else had thought about that. Also requested a small stone to sharpen his sword. Suggested that Aragorn would take Boromir’s arm guards after his death. 
    • Speaking of hand-stitching, once he was touring Japan with a reporter for an article. Walked into a store, took a tshirt, bought it, cut off the print and hand-stitched it into the hat he was wearing. The reporter was going “?????????” the entire time.
  • Peter Jackson literally sometimes called him Aragorn by accident

askwhathasthiscometo:

((OOC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CUTEST SWEDISH NERD ON THIS PLANET!)) @dorathemetamorphmagus

Editors note:

– I’m sorry this is 20 min long (jess had to tell 8 full length stories)
– Ily
– I’m still sick
– It’s still your birthday

@sirussly @acciocauldroncakes @asktheboywholived @lizziebennetnotinjapan @sleepy-loopin @callmegoddaddy @thatsthespiritdear 

((OOC: I’m a giant mess. I’ve been crying and laughing my way through this entire video at least twice and I’m still not okey. OH MY GOD YOU NUT JOBS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! This is such an incredible video and shit it’s so lONG HOW?! I’m so incredibly ecstatic to have such amazing people in my life and I’m honestly at loss for words.

I treasure you all so so much and thank you from the bottom of my heart for this! You are all such lovable dorks and you made my birthday ❤ ❤ 

YOU SPOKE SWEDISH FOR ME GODDAMMIT!  ❤ PLEASE NEVER AGAIN ))