Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.
Today is the birthday of our – not so small anymore – Norwegian child with the cool url!
But because Thea made horrible life choices she chose us to be her friends, and if there is something we’re not perfect at; it’s remembering our last 1/3 squad’s birthday.
I mean look at this human! She is amazing at everything she does and despite being our child she is already out there achieving things in her life and has left us here in the cold Scandinavia. And to make things even worse it’s impossible to freaking visit her there now uugghhhhhhhh
I mean look at us trying to be 3/3 friends but failing so hard: