(( OOC: The weather in London today was a whole new level of hell, only made bearable by the ever-lovely @dorathemetamorphmagus ❤️ ))
Jess is the still the biggest (but shortest) nerd in the world and I love her dearly ❤️ Thank you for suffering through the fires of hell with me tonight my darling. #missyoualready
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au
So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”
Last night I
dreamt that Obi-Wan saved Padme’s life by whispering in her ear “If you die
Jar-Jar will become Naboo’s Senator”. After that she willed herself back to
life.
its like everybody just wants Lily to be the Marauder version of hermione.
she was a mixture of hermione, ginny and bits of luna.
she was vibrant.
she was funny.
she was chill.
she didn’t get hyper when james flirted with her. she just quipped back.
“Hey Evans, if I see you naked. I’d die happy.”
“Yeah. but if I see you naked I’d die laughing.”
she swore.
oh, she swore so fluently and beautifully it was like it was another language itself.
but she never swore in front of the firsties.
nah, she loved them. she was like a little mother to them.
she helped them in finding their classes and everything.
she didn’t hate the marauders. she just hated it when they bullied people and when they cough James cough flirted with her.
she didn’t become friends with remus first.
oh no, she didn’t.
it was actually peter. she understood his insecurities.
and then it was remus. she figured his furry little problem out.
and then sirius. 3 am in gryffindor common room. before christmas the blacks had sent the gift him gave them back. it was a framed photograph of the time when hey were kind of a happy family.
and then it was James. one he stopped his stupid bullying stuff, she was happy enough.
she asked him out.
in the great gall, in front of everyone.
and then she walked out.
he stood dumbfounded while everyone was hooting and cheering.
sirius pushed him and he ran after her and kissed her.
they were everyone’s OTP.
she was very fond of the Marauders.
she had always been.
in fact she became sort of an honorary maruader after she played a prank on dumbledore (she dyed his hair pink. he went with it for a week.).
after she found out about the prophecy she was forced to hide. but it was fun living with james. when he was sleeping.
she wrote humongous letters. (Remember Sirius’s letter?)
all she wanted was to protect her loved ones and the war to get over.
DoraTheMetamorphmagus 