Draco: what? You suppose there’s someone here who’s WORSE than dumbledore?
Harry as Goyle: uh, Harry Potter?
Draco:
Draco: Goyle you KNOW he is the love of my life
Draco: we’ve talked about this
Draco: Saint Potter
Draco: man of my dreams
Draco: how dare you
Harry as Goyle: ….what
Ron as Crabbe: well fuck times up gotta get the fuck out of here
In Chamber of Secrets when Harry confesses not knowing what floo powder is, Ron’s immediate reaction is “Sorry, Harry, I should’ve realized”. As in him, Ron, should’ve remembered that Harry’s life is different from his own. No “you should’ve told me!” or “Why didn’t you say anything?” The first thing out of his mouth is to assure Harry that he, Ron, is to blame here, not Harry for not knowing a thing that’s everyday and ordinary to Weasleys.
how is felix felicis not super fucking illegal in the harry potter universe like
fuck the philosopher’s stone, voldy shoulda just took a hit of felix and then he’d suddenly find himself alive in a hot new bod holding harry’s decapitated head and sipping a martini