Remus’s life has spiraled out of control, and now the only thing he can do is throw himself back into the war… but spying for the Order is a dangerous job, and Fenrir knows something that Remus doesn’t know.
Sirius: *Is rummaging through Lily’s stuff for a dare*
Lily: *half asleep* Why are you going through my stuff?
Sirius: I’m not…it’s all a dream.
Lily: *eyes still closed* So, why are you going through my stuff?
Sirius: It doesn’t matter, all that matters is that you remember this is a dream, a dream dream. You are asleep.
Lily: Why would I dream about you going through my stuff?
Sirius: I don’t know that, Lily. Ok, it’s your dream take responsibly for it.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.
Harry screaming and throwing a banana which then shrieks as it sails across the room– I can’t, I’m done
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