Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
((OOC: Hearing non-Swedish speaking people pronounce IKEA names is my greatest amusement in life.))
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
((OOC: Hearing non-Swedish speaking people pronounce IKEA names is my greatest amusement in life.))
ok so the picture that Liv and i use for Bill and Fleur’s kids, the baby in the middle that’s suppose to be Louis is wearing a tutu just like the other two in the picture. so now we headcanon.i’m plain text, Liv is italics.
- Alright but mate, Fleur would totally put all of her children in tutus no matter the gender and you know it
- so like
- growing up with two older sisters
- Louis gets dragged into playing dress up literally all the fucking time
- and Bill and Fleur are totally the kind of parents to be like wear whatever you want gender rolls who??
- so like
- Louis is totally comfortable wearing skirts and shit
- like on a regular basis
- When Teddy first start coming over after he starts dating Victoire, Louis is a bit embarrased cause here’s this cool punk guy and Louis is wearing his favorite skirt kind of hiding in a corner but Teddy totally lights up and compliment his outfit and tells him that is own favorite skirt is yellow
- cause you know Teddy has zero time for shit like gender
Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it’s darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn’t that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I’m so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
Lucius: *loses Draco in a crowd*
Lucius: *uses wand as a megaphone* HARRY POTTER IS GREAT
Draco: EVERYONE THINKS HE’S SO SMART, WONDERFUL POTTER WITH HIS SCAR AND BROOMSTICK
Lucius: found him
quick reminders about Greek mythology:
- Persephone is black/has dark skin
- Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)
- Gaia is black/has dark skin
- Hades is disabled
- Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]
- Eros is pansexual
- Athena is most likely asexual
- Dionysus is bisexual
- all of the nymphs are nonbinary
- Persephone is the goddess of spring growth
- Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades
A few more:
- Artemis is most likely asexual and aromantic (some interpretations lend themselves to demisexual)
- Poseidon is also a serial rapist
- In fact, the only one of the Big Three who isn’t is Hades
- Hades is not a terrible person (certainly not when compared to his family)
- Persephone is scarier/more widely feared than Hades ever was
- Apollo is not straight
- Zeus is not straight
- Heracles is not straight
- Eros has a twin brother named Anteros, and he is the god of requited love
- Since Persephone is woc it follows that at least one of her parents (Zeus and/or Demeter) is also poc
- Hera is not a “nagging wife” she is one of many of Zeus’ victims, and she takes her (justified) anger out on the wrong person
- Thanatos is the god of peaceful death
- Hestia exists. And is important.
*something bad happens to me*
me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..
There were once
three sisters who were travelling along a lonely, winding road at twilight…(( OOC: Just a hint… you’ll be seeing some more of these three in the future. ))