[while Voldemort is training them]
Bellatrix Lestrange: I’m never gonna catch my breath
Barty Crouch Jr: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Rastaban Lestrange: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym.
Narcissa Malfoy: This guy’s got ‘em scared to death!
Severus Snape: Hope he doesn’t see right through me.
Regulus Black: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Voldemort: BE A DEATH EATER!

maraud0rks:

Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏  HARRY 👏  POTTER 👏 👏