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october31st1981:

James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?

Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?

James Potter: yes

Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??

James Potter: i’d be okay with that

James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme

James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 

Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television

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Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…

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if someone gets 10/10, i’ll write them a personalized fic

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Dear past me?

Dear past me:

It will be alright. You will not feel this way forever, darling. I know that times are so tough right now and that you feel like you won’t last another second. You will. I promise that you will. Just keep pushing forward and keep your head held high. You will finish school, you will get a job, you will move out and you will move on. I promise that you will be able to breath again. You will stop letting her control you and she will stop being the oxygen you need to live. You will realize that you need to suck the poison out of your life and leave those people behind.

You will be stronger, kinder, happier for it. I believe in you.

Dear person I hate

Dear person I hate:

You don’t exist now and I’m very thankful for that. I spent many years with hatred following me everywhere and it made me a terribly bitter person. Even though the things those people did made them deserved to be hated, it did not help me in any way. Hatred is a poison and it will consume you if you let it.