Voldemort: *Breaks Lucius Malfoy’s decorative addition to his wand*
Me: “Hello, Aurors? I think I just witnessed a murder. Send help to the internally crying blond man.”
Jamie: Pfft me? Never. Why would I need help? *gives the third year a galleon and shoos them away* So you’re sitting here all alone at this big party..
i saw my BABY, CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY… WHAT COULD I DO? MY BABYS LOVE HAD GONE AND LEFT MY BABY BLUUUUUE NOBODY KNEW WHAT KINDA MAGIC SPELL TO USE… SLIME AND SNAILS.. OR PUPPY DOG TAILS… THUNDER OR LIGHTENING AND BABY SAID [weird baby noises] DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC
Liam: getting other people to do your dirty work now Jamie?
Jamie: Pfft me? Never. Why would I need help? *gives the third year a galleon and shoos them away* So you’re sitting here all alone at this big party..
Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me.
I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
That’s why anon exists
I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
Especially if it’s a phobia
there is literally no point in you guys being freaked out for something that takes me two seconds to fix. Hit me up for literally anything, I don’t care if your trigger is obscure
This completely applies to my followers! Please pleas let me know