wormtail: my lord?
voldemort: what, ratface?
wormtail: am i…good at being evil?
voldemort: …
voldemort: i’m still not convinced you aren’t here as part of an elaborate sabotage plan
“Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only,” finished Lupin.
“So would you if your fool of a mother called you Nymphadora,” muttered Tonks.
“healthy relationships are boring uwu” um excuse you Morticia and Gomez Addams had one of the most healthiest relationships ever and they were the exact fucking opposite of boring
They were also kinky as fuck. Totally sadomasochist and switches the both of them.
They are fucking goals, honestly.
Because I sincerely believe that even if Dumbledore could leave baby Harry at the doorstep for a night- the Mcgonagall I know would’ve stayed behind, crying silent tears over the loss of her two students, and holding the infant in her arms.
In the morning when milkman arrived, he was rather amused by seeing a tabby cat sitting by a small bundle..
why am i like this guys
incorrect-harry-potter-quotes:
Neville: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my students cry inside.
Neville: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a hippogriff and, while looking Teddy Lupin right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.
“You thought that I would not weesh to marry him? Or per’aps you hoped? What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”
Bill: @dorathemetamorphmagus
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