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((OOC: You cannot. Imagine. The story I told to get this reaction.))

@lizziebennetinjapan @wallyscags-patronus @asktheboywholived @manseyfuls-patronus

(( OOC: So, today is the one year anniversary of The Story, known to everyone else as The Spray Tanning Incident.

If you take a look at that little box with my face in, you might notice my hands and face are a beautiful shade of orange. This is because in an attempt to add a healthy glow to my otherwise deathly complexion, I ended up stuck in a tanning booth with a broken spray gun, three confused beauticians, wearing nothing but a paper thong.

Long story short, the gun exploded, the force of which blew my paper pants clean off and left me looking like a very naked and surprised Oompa Loompa.

And now you know. ))

((OOC: Soo the day is almost over but I still want to drop by and wish my favorite pip-squeak @acciocauldroncakes the biggest happy birthday ever! ♥️ You’re still really smol but now you’re a more adult smol and we’re all very proud. Thea you’re so freaking funny, kind and amazing and urgh, honestly one of the best people I’ve met on this website and I’m so so happy I did!

One day me and Bux will come and kidnap you from the land of Frozen and we will finally be a complete Scandinavia Squad. Cause we all know it’s not complete without our favorite Norwegian ♥️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIDDO 🎊🎁🎂🎉🎉))