Remus: we’re screwed…
James: hey, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat!
Remus: *cheerfully* we’re screwed!
James: there you go.
remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me
like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile he walks over and kicks a desk
“hey, wolf wolf! what’s your patronus??”
“i’ll give you three fucking guesses”
@harrypotternetwork Creation Event: Remus Lupin
“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs
him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.”
Probably at some point during OotP
* in class*
Hermione: Can I use the bathroom?
Umbridge: I don’t know, can you?
Hermione: When I was using “can”, I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking or permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I thought that since you were a teacher you’d know that.
Umbridge:…..
Harry:….holy fuck
Ron: *whispers* I think I’m in love
DoraTheMetamorphmagus 