i’m dead – DoraTheMetamorphmagus

((OOC: Okey but guys, Spotify responded to Trump’s speach about “What happened in Sweden last night.” ~~which was absolutely nothing~~, with this beauty.))

I am in tears.

lizziebennetinjapan:

((OOC: I’m dying my mum is decorating and just stripped back wallpaper to find drawings from when I was 11 on the wall underneath. Just. Holy crap. This is the best thing I have ever created and will ever create. I’m so done.))

((OOC: Omfg Meg I’m loosing my shit 😂))

sirussly:

Me: Hey Molly, want to help me film something?

Molly: Sure.

Walks into room. Sees black eye and gagged mouth.

Molly: What the fuck Jess?

wallyscags-patronus:

asktheboywholived:

sirussly:

manseyfuls-patronus:

lizziebennetinjapan:

manseyfuls-patronus:

If all the porn blogs that decided to spam me this weekend could just stop following me that would be absolutely fucking super

@asktheboywholived Blocked.

Meg please I was trying to be subtle.

Godammit TT. Again???

Wow I bet you’re swimming in dicks and vajayjay now that Bambi McBimbo up here has gotten ahold of this.

asktheboywholived:

*The bottle stops spinning*

Remus: I believe that bottle’s pointing at you.

Sirius: *grins* Huh… I believe you’re right.

*SLAM*

Snape: *bursts through the door* WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?!

The End