“Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only,” finished Lupin.
“So would you if your fool of a mother called you Nymphadora,” muttered Tonks.
Tag: YAAAS
A helpful conversation.
Timon: And I am happy. Happy, happy, deliriously happy.
Timon: Ay. Thanks. I’m glad we had this talk.
[clicks his tongue at Rafiki and runs off screen]
Rafiki: [to the audience] My work here is done.
The pickup line
*Siri comes blundering into the common room and makes a beeline for Remi*
Siri: REMI! There you are! Oh my gosh!
Siri: I’ve just heard the best pick up line!
Siri: You have to let me tell you.
Remi: *mutters* Merlin’s beard here we go.. Alright Siri, go.
Siri: *clears throat dramatically* My love for you burns..
Siri: ..like a dying phoenix.
Remi: …No Siri! That was goddamn awful. What is romantic with comparing someone to a dying object?
Siri: Yeah, but burning, it’s really..y’know like….
Remi: I only meant you that you can do way better than that. You’re Siri Black, you don’t need anyone’s shitty pick up lines.
Remi: *kisses her cheek* You have your own shitty pick up lines that are way better.
Siri:
aww yis scoreFIN
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