Remus: *cocking an eyebrow at a laughing Sirius who’s practically rolling on the floor* Can anyone tell me who just broke Sirius?
Ron: *grinning* Hermione did.
Remus: *frowning* Hermione? What in the world did she do to him?
Harry: *smirking* It’s not what she did to Sirius. It’s more like what she did to Snape.
Remus: Why? What did she do?
Harry: She set him on fire in our first year. And as you can see, Sirius is still unable to stop himself from laughing.
Remus:
Harry:
Remus:
Ron:
Hermione: *scowling* Great. Now you two broke Remus as well.
*somewhere in Heaven*
Lily: Oh, for Merlin’s sake James, STOP LAUGHING, YOU IDIOT! It’s not even THAT funny.
James: *howling in laughter* But it is! She – set – Snivellus – on – HAHAHAHAHA!!!

lovesdaryl:

Apparently Tumblr is in the process of rolling out a feature that allows users to see when the people they have been messaging were last online.

Please know that I will never expect you to drop everything to answer my messages.

Please know that I understand you might only have come to Tumblr to decompress, not to talk.

Please know that I understand you have a RL that is stressful and you don’t always have the energy to respond.

Please never feel pressured into answering me just because you were “online”.

And @staff , please provide us with an opt-out solution for this.

Aragorn: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb hobbits until I got dumb hobbits myself. I’ve only had Frodo and Sam for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

dorathemetamorphmagus:

The sounds of a small child’s crying is echoing through the dark rooms of number 12 Grimmauld Place.

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With a crack a small ragged creature appears beside the antique couch in the impressive sitting room.

Kreacher: Mistress.. The young master is awake.. he’s asking for you.

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As Walburga Black finishes the last page of her chapter the sounds of her son’s sobs grow faint before stopping completely. All is quiet once more.

((OOC: A young Walburga Black is online for a bit. Motherhood might not be her thing.))

Young Sirius: Mum…. I’ve had a bad dream…. will you please read me a story? I know you say never to beg from my mother but I’m scared, mummy ((ps: your post broke my heart. Well done. ))

dorathemetamorphmagus:

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Sirius: *hicups* B-but mum..

Walburga: Kreacher!

The crack is heard once more and Kreacher appears and drops into a deep bow.

Kreacher: How can Kreacher serve you, Mistress? 

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Fresh tears well up in Sirius’ eyes but the 2-year-old bites his lip and say no more.

Walburga: Now.

tardisandcinnamon:

jeremyandscarlett:

until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”