namppa:

planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

you would not believe your vore if snape killed dumbledore

((OOC: …Alright i might be slow but I have no idea what you’re trying to say? ))

What kind of job do you have and is it fun?

(( OOC: I work in the marketing department of an IT company, so I do a lot of random travelling round the country to manage different events. However, working in the STEM industry has a lot of challenges for young women, so it’s not always fun and games. But I try and be as creative as I can with it, and I like being able to show older members of the business how they can be more innovative and better at branding, etc etc.

But let’s be real, I’m probably going to sack it all in and open an LGBTQ+ bakery some day. ))

Homewrecker

askwhathasthiscometo:

((Sirius played by @asktheboywholived))

((OOC: Remade this old sucker since it was reaching that one year birthday and still not had a Sirius – ~~and what a perfect one it got.~~))

harryjamesheadcanons:

Seamus was taller than Dean by a very proud two inches until third year, when Seamus stayed at 5′3″ but Dean shot up to 6′2″ and never ever let Seamus forget it.

“You thought you were going to be taller than me forever? HA!”

“Dean, stop cornering mPUT ME DOWN, YOU ARSE.”

loquaciousliterature:

Nobody bad-mouths Hagrid on Hermione’s watch! ᕙ( •̀ʖ•́ )୨

(Thank you to lizmaryr and zexionlikesmuffins for suggesting this glorious scene from the Prisoner of Azkaban!)